Get the DTM some Redbull!

Imagine you are the headline editor at a major daily newspaper, and a bunch of scores were extremely one-sided. And what if it’s midnight and your creativity is at an ebb. Just use “rout” for the entire set:

“NBA Roundup: Ginobili leads Spurs’ rout of Bucks
Manu Ginobili scored 21 points and San Antonio routed Milwaukee 113-88; Heat edge Knicks; Sonics still winless 1:15 AM

Delfino, Bosh help Raptors rout Bulls
Carlos Delfino scored 16 points, Chris Bosh added 14 points and Toronto beat the listless Chicago Bulls 101-71 11/11/07 12:18 AM

Baseball
McNiven leads Canada to rout of Netherlands
Vancouver native throws six shutout innings in 7-1 victory 11/11/07 12:32 PM”

MRM